I don't even know where to begin. Perhaps with this:
Forgive me Blogger, for I have sinned.
It has been 348 days since my last blog entry.
|We meet again.|
|Why yes, that IS a Harry Potter reference.|
|Please accept this Darth Vader Valentine as an apology for disappearing without explanation. |
Be thankful, it's more than I have received from most men.
|You should invite me to come with you when you try on wedding dresses, though I may show up wearing leopard-print rain boots and suffering from bronchitis. I'm helpful like that. As pictured above.|
|One of my 7-year-old students gave this to me, and yes, it is a unicorn blowing a bubble and saying "Naa". |
I couldn't think of anything more perfectly symbolic if I tried.